Most Relevant is selected, so some comments may have been filtered out. Teachers Share the Funniest Things Kids Have Said About Their Parents Most Bizarre And Funny Things We Were Made To Believe As Kids - iDiva Florist in my hometown received an order for my sister's funeral. I'm still high from that and hope all those guys are doing well. Eating a seed would make a plant grow in your tummy. Growing up i believed that "you break it you buy it" policies would play a larger role in my life, Did anyone else grow up believing that the sound of Cicadas meant that summer is coming to an end and school is starting soon? Obsessed with travel? Jesse Watters Primetime 6/19/23 HD | FOX BREAKING NEWS June 19, 2023 | Fox News The cabin was small but we had several acres so we had about 4 RV trailers for the rest of the family. and protect me. Maybe they could see? Glad she was ok. George Lopez protected me for years.. Download 'I'll Be Missing You' on iTunes. When a song was being played on the radio, I thought the whole band just popped into the room with the radio presenter, then left once theyd finished.. If you have any other questions please send me a message because I love bragging about her!Edit 2: yes in my case shrek literally is love. Dude refuses to leave the table, continues to put quarters in and racks again. Anon. when I was a little girl, i used to believe Santa clus had a bunch of keys to open all the doors which haven't got fireplaces. But please make sure, at some point, to tell them the truth. And he went, coffee girl! And I went tat neck! And got let off with a finger shake. Create a keepsake box with pressed flowers. In this movie, an unpopular gym teacher is sitting on the toilet. We stare at each other for a moment as I my actions begin to dawn on me. - Wall began rapidly sagging down because the damn trellis was structurally integral. When you eat an apple and accidentally swallowed the seeds, an apple tree would grow inside you.. Maybe even shaking.Somehow the stars aligned and the universe bestowed upon me the courage to help these these inebriated revellers who were clearly in over their heads.I waited for someone, anyone, to join in.No takers.It was now or never. ), When I was a kid, I thought secondhand smoke meant you smoked with both hands. 7. Thats where the old slip on a banana peel routine came from. The cashier couldnt break his $50 so I paid for his coffee with my stuff. Radio presenters were little people that lived inside the device. When I was younger, I used to think toys lived at night. 300 Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh | Keep Inspiring Me this was a grown man lmao.EDIT2: this man is not a stalker, him and my mum would recognise eachother because she was with me each time, yes he fell trying to catch me but it was funny so its okay, and no this was not the underground train type of subway i mean the sandwich shop, he did not work there and no he isn't homeless. The cabin was small but we had several acres so we had about 4 RV trailers for the rest of the family. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! As we were walking we heard a woman yell from an ally Hey! She told me, you shouldnt have said that! I apologized profusely and asked if she needed any help. I apologize, and sheepishly run away. A guy walked by with an umbrella, I smiled at him and said hi. YouTube/Monster Inc. My dad knows how to do carpentry, electrical, and plumbing, and passed this knowledge on to us through home renovations. And someone told me tht by drinking chai u will get more black in colour and i believed it for so long and effect of tht is like i still don even drink chai????? So, yeah, this belief is not that far-fetched. Yes, there are ATM machines, but they dont just randomly give you free money. From beingterrified to sneeze with your eyes open, to vowing NEVER to swallow your chewing gum, we were certainly fed some tall talesaboutfictitioushorrors that could occur! I've never seen such a confused look on a person's face. When she looks down, she sees a snake in the bowl. I also used to think that the moon was ours alone and was shining just for us. She called my dad's neighbor to ask if my sister had died. Well not so unbelievable as weve been married 5 years now but when I first met my wife I was in Vancouver for a student program for the summer. Sneezing called for a scrunched up face for extra added precaution. *Ten years we have been rusting, Needing so much more than dusting!Needing exercise! That's just part of being a kid. 15 Ridiculous Things You Believed As A Kid - Heart Radio 40 Hard-To-Believe Funny Stories, As Told By Folks In This Online Now none of these guys really looks all that honest and upstanding when they arent in professional clothes but after a day of fishing they all look thoroughly disreputable. The IRS?" The Bored Panda iOS app is live! I was obviously wrong.. They turned it into a service. A tipsy fella and some tipsy ladies were singing *Be Our Guest* from *Beauty and the Beast* but got stuck on a certain bit and couldnt remember the lineFlash back to 10yo me sitting in front of the telly watching a VHS of *Beauty and the Beast*, scribbling the lyrics for that very same song onto some paper. Here are some of our favorite. vanillabean0104 , Report, I can relate to this. But, I think about this memory once a month or so and its been two years. See, had he asked if I could make it backwards I woulda said no, but he only asked if I could throw it backwards, which I could. Short one, yet true nonetheless. the childhood beliefs site - I Used To Believe Please check link and try again. 1. BuzzFeed So naturally, some of our readers commented with the adorably clueless things they believed as kids, and it gave me allll the chuckles: 1. You can change your preferences. 1. You know those cartoons wherein you see some object magically travel through the telephone line to the receiver of the call? I was playing 8-ball at a bar one night (I'm not very good just play for fun). Better start lifting some serious weights. 93 Funny Pictures That Will Crack You Up - Reader's Digest did anyone else grow up thinking Lindsay Lohan has a twin because of Parent Trap or was that just me, did anyone else grow up thinking quicksand would be like a major problem in life or am i just weird, did anyone else grow up thinking constellations are complete BS,, how those 2 triangles form a horse is beyond me. We'd let it buzz around the room, land on us, and all that jazz. no? It seemed odd that people worried about the cost of things when they should just visit the cash machine more frequently.. If the wind changes, you'll stay like that. Things I Used to Believe As a Kid - daily journey Just him and his wife, who had been the one to yell about autographs. What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known. I did, and without saying a word I pulled it out of the bag and threw it to him, the wrapping dropped off in mid air, he caught the burger one handed, we both looked at each other in amazement, and bit straight in. 2 3,355 votes When You Turned the Lights Off in a Room, You Had to Sprint Out to Avoid Monsters Its only funny now because so much time has passed but I had just flown in to visit a buddy and he picked me up from the airport. Are there things you believed as an adolescent that you shake your head at today? I dont have the Will to keep a straight face if I looked at the kid. 3. I had seized someone's car and the IRS sales people were in the process of selling it. One pretty talented group of girls started making houses out of paper and cardboard for the sprouts to "live" in. Children have very active imaginations, and when they want to make sense of the world, its amazing some of the things they can come up with. No big deal. (We also hope you didnt take us seriously with this one. Sweet! ), When I was very small I thought that moving house meant literally moving your house to a different place. okay that's fine i don't feel weird, Did anyone else grow up thinking that Marthas Vineyard was somehow related to Martha Stewart, or was that just me. 9. Either pull the f*****g trigger or get out of my way cuz I really need to take a p**s. I guess all of that was enough to dead whatever the f**k was going on and they dispersed. But then it was also loaded with a bunch of lies we. Every time you said no to that glass of milk, Complans tagline was pretty much used to trick us. By Bob Larkin December 3, 2018 Let's face it: kids are total suckers. They keep them in the janitors closet and flip a switch before school starts. Did you ever think if you didnt tuck your stuffed animals into bed nicely they would come alive and kill you? Birds crash into stuff all the time. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature. A moment later I finish. I've been using that joke for 20 years! I was not the only pne who saw it though, another kid came rushing over as well, and thats how i met my best friend for the next 4 years. We honestly don't know who writes the scripts for our lives, but it seems that this guy also sometimes uses hackneyed plot moves. I walk up the stairs and see a guy sitting at the desk. Do they offer any benefits, health, dental, a 401k? My mom knew what I was doing, hell I picked up so much from her growing up it was probably her idea before I said anything. The result was almost 33K upvotes and nearly 10.7K different comments, which prove that our life is sometimes very much like a sitcom. Things I Used to Believe But I Don't Anymore - Medium 3. And had to Google to see when he had passed. Also interested in history and graphic design (and the history of graphic design too) Saul is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. Abraham Lincoln If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Note: this post originally had 42 images. The cop asked if I knew how fast I was going. Many have tried; few have succeeded. I said before lazily throwing the ball backwards over my head for a 3 pointer. I believed a nuclear bomb could blow the entire planet into teeny tiny pieces. So I break again.. and the 8 ball drops again.. dude walks away without saying a word, four24twenty , Richard de Boer Report, I didn't know that if you get it in immediately then you win :/. Followed by "Tiffany. " Sure enough. Just imagine if this was true. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. We believe that some grown-ups still have this fear. 2. 8. I didnt take a picture because my phone was dead. The bear and I stared at each for several moments until I took a step back, shut our flimsy door and locked our deadbolt that would've been useless had the bear decided I insulted his honor. I thought that when someone choked a bit and said something had gone down the wrong way, that we must have a food tube and a drink tube and I wondered how our bodies knew what to do with chunky vegetable soup.. 8 Steal-Worthy Desi Outfits From Saras Wardrobe For Eid, Recreating Khushi & Suhanas Cute Dresses On A Budget, 8 New Foundations & Tints For A Natural Base Under Rs 1,500, Achieve Clear Glass Skin With These 8 Healthy Drinks, 8 Weighted Exercises To Fire Up Your Abs & Arms At The Gym, 8 Ways To Set Boundaries If Your Friendship Is Draining You, Celeb-Inspired Ways To Pair A Lehenga With A Contrasting Blouse, 3 Banana-Based Bizarre Street Foods That Made Us Cringe. 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When I was a kid I thought dogs and cats were the same species; just dogs were male and cats were female. We can't be the only ones that still secretly think this is true! If you peed in the swimming pool the water would turn a bright colour. Who else thought it was illegal to rip off your mattress tag growing up? This is a general childhood memory. x3#storytime #animation:3HEY YOU SHOULLLDDDD.. Back in middle school I was walking back to class after lunch when someone chucked something down the hallway as hard as they could. I look up and saw a fox coming towards me on the road. Ate mud just to know what it tastes like. If you were a teen in the 80s, you may remember a movie called Porkys. Who has that kind of patience? US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. An eagle came for my face as a child. 2 were my aunts 1 was for weed and the last and closest smallest was for children which was just my brother and I at the time. Apparently 3 men had recently escaped from police custody in a nearby township who somewhat matched their descriptions. Someone wired this outlet in before the circuit breakers. Unless they are really attached to the old one. Lol, did anyone else grow up thinking they would be doing their driving test in an empty parking lot going through a cone maze or was that just me. And it never will! So I worked for the IRS collecting taxes several years ago. Danny. Look down and she's fallen face first to the ground, saying she stepped on something slippery. - Brother cut into it, water began gushing out. Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. These tales are simply unbelievable, but at the same time, they are completely true. Roommate walked in and said "did you hear about Steve?" I tell everyone this, I dunno if someone would think I'm lying about it though. No one ever believes me. He jokingly asked "did you get me one?" I said sure. No, I've seen one do this at the zoo. l'abeilledu55. He literally just killed Nazis all day. Wishful thinking. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? Bache God ghr me deliver krke jate hai*_*, Someone said me when you do 'ma kasam' cross your fingers it will cout as you didn't did actuallyAnd I believed it.??. A fic writer should take some inspiration. just saying, "Me being black does not mean I am good at basketball!" I said "about 100" he said, " well I got you at 82" I replied " I guess the brakes work" he was not amused and I still got my ticket. I remembered seeing cameras pointing at us so I hunted around YouTube for a while after that but eventually gave up.Regardless, such an opportunity may never appear again and Im so glad I temporarily had the guts to just go for it. Super nice (and forgiving) guy.We've been friends for 15 years. Basic science! While eating any fruits that has seed in it, if you shallow the seed then a tree will start growing from inside. Soon as he's done with the ticket he turns to me and says "So here's the deal, you're the first motorist to ever admit to me you knew you were speeding so I'm gonna cut you a break. fauxfurgopher , Robert Cudmore Report. [I was] definitely convinced some sort of creature would come out of the toilet when I flushed it. I ducked and it ended up grabbing my hair and taking some with it. Remember every time you were stopped from drinking tea when you were a kid? Dont be silly. There are little elves in your body pulling a lever that controls where food goes. Squawk..". I once showed up to a mates house with a bacon and egg roll from maccas. No need to worry about grades or what others say and everything is just perfect. 30 Hilarious Things Everyone Believed As Kids Wait! Doing a gummy bear osmosis lab (where the gummy bears swell in pure . When the green man came on, the cat got up and crossed the road! We just figured they were in there working away like little Borrowers! A chance to use our skills!Most days we just lay around the castle*They turned around beaming, the dude put his arm around my shoulder and we sang the rest of that bit together:*Flabby, fat and lazy,You walked in and oopsie-daisy!*We high-fived, onlookers clapped, and I shakily walked back to join my mates. I used to think that there were little people inside traffic lights who pressed buttons to make them change from green to yellow to red.. Or a Complan girl? If someone were to shoot you through a telephone call with a gun, you could die. But it's just too funny for it to be real, in my opinion. After marriage kids are born by doing nothing ? Just like the joke. The following pages will reassure you that the things you used to believe weren't so strange after all. When I was a kid I used to say I was twins with Jesus because we came from above on the same day. This keeps happening. Okay, we need to stop speculating. I hit my breaks to let the squirrel run by, but hes just sitting there, nibbling on something. I said sure. So when I came back to my hometown, the way I told people about my girlfriend was: yeah I have a girlfriend but shes a model in Vancouver and no one here has ever met her yet. Now this is something we bet most of you did and still believe in. If this were true, then baseball probably wouldnt be that popular of a spectator sport. Here are ten of them:-. Who knows? 15. We would have given anything to see the reaction on peoples faces when she called mushrooms oojamaflips. It would have been priceless. If this was true for an adult, it would be quite terrifying. Neither of us were very athletic, we were just having fun. And me and the guy ended on bad terms but I did grieve his death and he is still in my thoughts every so often. Well, you likely werent the only one who thought those things. i used to believe - the childhood beliefs site. When I was about four, our kindergarten teacher told us that there would be a fire simulation in the next few weeks when the firemen would come to our school. He was also hilarious. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?! Oleg has master's degree in Economics he got long time ago in a city far, far away. 2 were my aunts 1 was for weed and the last and closest smallest was for children which was just my brother and I at the time. Ok": Employee Leaves Work During An Emergency Because Manager Wouldn't Approve His Overtime, "He's A Douchebag": 50 People Share What Schoolmates-Turned-Celebrities Were Like Before Fame, MIL Decided To Wear White To Son's Wedding, So The Bride Made Every Bridesmaid Wear White While She Wore Pink, Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" 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If you stepped on a snail, it's game over for the slimy creature (and probably the sole of your shoe). I was at the back of the group and fell and twisted my knee (not quite) landing a jump. Yes, having an experience like that would probably freak out a lot of children. Eating and drinking habits. #1 Mutual Benefit Of A Ditcher And A Cop When I was ditching first period in HS a cop was in front of me at 7/11. or something? I ran inside crying and told my mom. The universe really wanted you guys to connect. 5. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. My one speeding ticket I had the needle buried and was probably close to 100. Did anyone else grow up thinking piranha attacks were gonna be a more frequent problem in life. is also a huge sports fan, being happy as a longtime member of WeDemBoys Community and Boston Celtics Nation as well.During his downtime from work and parenting with three kids (twin daughters and a baby son), Oleg enjoys reading JKR, JRRT, GRRM and other respective abbreviations. AnotherTiredMom , Phil Fiddyment Report. I would always wash my hands first, flush, then run out of the bathroom.. Did anyone else grow up thinking its illegal to drive around with the interior light on? Once Id come to my senses, I asked why none of them had filmed it!Im not sure if anyone else filmed it. This message is brought to you by List25. My mom knew what I was doing, hell I picked up so much from her growing up it was probably her idea before I said anything. Mitch Hedberg is back here signing autographs! We walked around the corner behind a scary old building. Its not going to hurt. I used to believe I had to figure shit out in life before age 50. Childhood is all about nostalgia and fond memories. 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I'm crazy. When I was younger, I used to think the toys were alive !! Maybe we really are living inside The Matrix, and that cartoon character really can see you and is trying to communicate with you. the childhood beliefs site - I Used To Believe Someone gets stabbed, but, like, we are really going to stab you, fun fun fun., I didnt like mushrooms as a child, but one day, my parents served me chopped mushrooms with pasta. Like [you] had a lit cigarette in each hand and alternated.. Just trying to get to the other side. It was like 1am and pretty dark. Sadly, they might also have a voice box that makes them sound like a robot attached to their throat. I used to think this too! So I go to the library to post a notice of sale. He proceeds to ask if I can step out of my vehicle and into his so he can talk to me while he writes me a ticket. Jesse Watters Primetime 6/19/23 HD - Facebook Teach your kids how people used to tell the time before clocks and watches were invented. My natural instinct was to jump up and catch it. See, my class in school were putting on a BatB play but we didnt have lyrics. Not quite sure? Being a kid is fun. (In a playful manner)Me: "Yes, in fact. - it was, with 1-inch thick rebar holding it together. 30 Hilarious Things Everyone Believed As Kids Best Life Yeah, but why not have The Transformers on or something? My mom found it injured on a sidewalk and nursed it back to health. What is the dumbest thing you used to believe as a kid? - The Awesome Daily Stronger cats. In a remote rural area with very few houses, I was walking down the street playing Pokemon Go and hatching pokemon eggs. I used to think that once you finished a grade in primary school you became smarter than the teacher of that grade. Flippy428, I used to believe that night is brought about by clouds dark ones, of course.